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Old 02-14-2002, 02:40 AM
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Exclamation Turner Brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 14 inch penis, testicles 2 lbs., Turner Brown."
The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks "Are you Ok?"
In a very nice voice the little guy says, "Excuse me but, what did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 14 inch penis, my testicles weigh 2 lbs., and my name is Turner Brown.
The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around
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