Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one
of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he
heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He then tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "it is
our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler Wooooo
Wooooo!
Wooooo! into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a
girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he
came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he
heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam
in his eyes and a smile on his face, He raced into the cave tearing off his
clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of Newspaper read.....

"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN