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Old 04-15-2002, 05:19 PM
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An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25
years of his life sentence in prison.

While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
were sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of
the room and his wife on the bed.

He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared that he was
kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room.

As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his
bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman
in years. I saw him kissing your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you,
just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do, don't
fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong, and I
love you."

The wife responded, "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're
right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if
we keep the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, and I love you, too."
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