04-22-2002, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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Cook Out
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at
his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I
bet
your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?".
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