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Old 05-14-2002, 12:16 PM
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Red face Shopping for a Lexus

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns, there
standing right next to her is a salesman.

Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t
when you hear the price."
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