
05-26-2002, 11:36 AM
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Location: Bakersfield,Ca USA,
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After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas
> all
> his life,
> an old codger decided it was time to visit the big
> city. In one
> of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
> Not knowing
> what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of
> my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he
> remembered his
> wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it
> in
> the barn,
> and every morning before leaving for the fields, he
> would go
> there and look at it.
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband left, she searched the
> barn
> and found
> the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she
> fumed, "So that's
> the ugly ***** he's runnin' around with."
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