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Old 07-06-2002, 09:47 AM
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Wild Jamaican



This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small
sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them "I have some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."



Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the
blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a
table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican then began screaming:

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MAN!!!




Subject: THE LAWN


One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across
the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at
me, "You should be hung."
I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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