Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

1 - Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2 - Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3 - And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.






A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one
but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his
town has been at it.

Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from
the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then
sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After
many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the
monastery and marries her.

After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the
bedroomA man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one
but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his
town has been at it.

Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from
the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then
sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After
many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the
monastery and marries her.

After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the
bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie
down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.

"Why the jelly?" she asks him.

"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking,"
he replies.

"Well, why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?"

where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie
down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.

"Why the jelly?" she asks him.

"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking,"
he replies.

"Well, why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?"










1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.