Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

gotta love those Aussies:-

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava
> Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped
> her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
> unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their
> testicles.
>
> The old lady spent a week hunting those men down --
> and when she found them, she took revenge on them in
> her own special way,- said Melbourne police
> investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the
> nearest police station, laid the gun on the
> sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could
> be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again,
> by God.'
>
> Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth,
> 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when
> outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the
> hotel room where he and former prison cellmate
> Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled
> avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
> but doctors managed to save his mangled penis,
> police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his
> manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be
> using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told
> reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
> but I think they're just happy to be alive after
> what they've been through.
>
> The Rambo Granny swung into action June 21 after her
> granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in
> broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
> section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw
> the look on my Debbie's face that night in the
> hospital, I decided I was going to go
> out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured
> the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired
> library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either
> -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin'
> all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in
> when the law changed about owning one."
>
> So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects
> and Debbie's description of the sickos',
> tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the
> wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took
> place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists
> entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them
> the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
> anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure
> as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I
> went back to that hotel and found their room and
> knocked on the door -- and the minute the big one,
> Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square
> between
> the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most,
> you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as
> he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I
> went down to the police station and turned myself
> in.
>
> Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly
> how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did
> was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
> difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison.
> Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in
> the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a
> medal.