Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

THE POLISH INTELLIGENCE TEST

Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that
seems "most" correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like
you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right.

1. A clitoris is a type of flower ____TRUE____FALSE

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit ____TRUE____FALSE

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird ____TRUE____FALSE

4. Vagina - a medical term to describe heart
trouble.____TRUE____FALSE

5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels ____TRUE____FALSE

6. A G-string is a part of a violin ____TRUE____FALSE

7. Semen is another word for sailor ____TRUE____FALSE

8. Anus is the latin word for "yearly" ____TRUE____FALSE

9. Testicles are found on an octopus ____TRUE____FALSE

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles ____TRUE____FALSE

11. Masturbate is used to catch a large fish ____TRUE____FALSE

12. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Tx ____TRUE____FALSE

13. Coitus is a musical instrument ____TRUE____FALSE

14. Fetus is a character on gunsmoke ____TRUE____FALSE

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute ____TRUE____FALSE

16. A condom is an apartment complex ____TRUE____FALSE

17. orgasm - accompanies the choir at church ____TRUE____FALSE

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry ____TRUE____FALSE

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle ____TRUE____FALSE

20. erection - when the Japanese vote for their new
government____TRUE____FALSE

21. A lesbian is a person from the middle east
____TRUE____FALSE

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass
____TRUE____FALSE

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums
____TRUE____FALSE

24. Genitals are people of non-jewish faith ____TRUE____FALSE

25. Douch is the Italian word for "twelve" ____TRUE____FALSE

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend
____TRUE____FALSE

27. Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese
____TRUE____FALSE

28. Scrotum is a small planet near Venus ____TRUE____FALSE

29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning
____TRUE____FALSE








An Italian woman married an Italian man. The Italian tradition for
newlyweds is to remain virgins
until they're married and then sleep at the girl's mother's house on
their wedding night.

After the wedding, the newlyweds went back to her mother's house. The
man went up stairs and
the woman stayed to talk to her mom. She said, "I don't want to go up
there."

Her mom said, "He's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll treat you well."

When she got upstairs, the man took off his shirt.

She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a hairy chest!"

Her mom said, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs and he will
treat you well."

When she got upstairs, he took off his pants.

She ran back downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has hairy legs!"

Her mom said, "All good men have hairy legs. Go upstairs and he will
treat you well."

When she got upstairs he took off his socks. She noticed that half his
foot was missing. She ran
downstairs and said, "Mamma! Mamma! He has a foot and a half!"

Her mom said, "Stay here! This is a job for Mamma!"


















10 reasons a handgun is better than a woman
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10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed
and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't
require 200
pairs of shoes..

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done
using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.