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Old 09-18-2002, 05:04 AM
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How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your
leg this morning."

"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first
started working on the farm, that night, right
after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
daughter came into my room. She asked me if there
was anything I wanted. I said no, everything is fine.

'Are you sure?' she asked.

'I'm sure,' I said. 'Isn't there anything I can
do for you?' she wanted to know.

'I reckon not' I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this
story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained,
"when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell
off the roof!"
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Dear Tony,

I have been unable to sleep since I decided to break off your engagement
to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive
about your mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize that
motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have
reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure,
too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park.

Sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to
Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything
about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was
wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses, and you have my full
blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely, Your future father-in-law

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
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