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[hey,littlecobra]

hey, earl! tell us about it.... where? who?
Kristen

been a long weekend, i'm going to bed! check ya out in the a.m.

[LwCwb]

Earl....are you still going with the turbocarged 302? Post pics of your progress...or better yet... start one of those build therads and post pics of your progress whenever you can.

[Ron61]

Earl,

Very nice looking Cobras and really nice of the guy's to come help you. I hope that you got a lot accomplished. I second Lil Mike's post some build pictures. Wish I was close enough to come over and do the grunt work for you. You know, the fetch and carry stuff. I make a great Go For.

Ron

[trularin]

300,000 volts should take care of your RAP problem Ron. Just shoot the car with a 300kV taser. If it is a house, you will need to be more creative.

Great looking cars Earl. I noticed they are sitting on dry, non-snow-covered pavement.

Ended up with about 8 to 10 inches. If it had been cold, we would have had 15 easy.

Saw Faren 9/11 over the weekend ( nothing to do, someone has a movie ). Interesting. I do not think I would own this movie.

There is only so much you can do while it is blizzarding outside.

So, before you all decide to make me feel the pains of the weather, I'll just accept the idea you all had a great weekend.

[trularin]

Steve, ultrasonic transducer. The dogs will not want to be anywhere near your house.

[4RE KLR]

What is an Ultrasonic transducer?

And where can I get one. I think the thing Fred suggested might work. I looked in the back yard yesterday and I may be able to put in on the back side of my fence and point it toward her house. This would cover the whole yard, and the machine (what ever it is) will still be in my yard. I intentionally put my fence two feet in from my back property line. It is very bushy and grown up behind the fence as we back up to a 400 acre hay farm. The overgrowth covers about ten feet past the fence before it goes to the clearing. I could hide this thing in there, I think.

[392cobra]

What is an Ultrasonic transducer? - Steve

That is what the Super Bark Free is.Runs off 4 D batteries.You can also set it to how many barks it takes to set it off.I have mine set at two.They learned to bark weakly once and then wait awhile before repeating. Now I barely know they are outside.

I put mine on a telescoping 12 ft. pole. Lowe's has them.Can rotate and adjust height to get maximum benefit.

[4RE KLR]

Thanks Fred

I am going to Loews, RIGHT NOW.

You would not believe this dog. It is pouring down outside and this stupid dog is standing in the middle of the yard barking.

I think he is one grape short of a fruit salad.

[392cobra]

Steve, I meant I got the pole at lowe's. I've never seen the bark free there.

[Ron61]

Fred, Where did you get your Bark Free at? If any of the stores handle them I would rather go get one than order it.

Ron

[petek]

Bark Free: http://www.gooddeals.com/shopexd.asp_Q_id_E_36

SUPER Bark Free: http://www.gooddeals.com/shopexd.asp_Q_id_E_101

[BigGuy]

Hey It's Monday! Let stay off topic?!

Here are some bad one's to enjoy (Just recieved them and thought I'd share).



You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. JEKYLHYDE

*************

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis."

****************
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.””
At that point, the proctologist fainted!

****************

Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?" asks the first man.
““Oh, nothing special," replies the second. "I'm only having Social Security sex."
““Social Security sex? What the hell is that?" asks the first man incredulously.
““Oh, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

[Ron61]

Great for nosiy neighbors.

Edited and removed

Ron

[4RE KLR]

Ron
That should do it

Actually I have emailed Lentek. They build the supre bark free that Fred was telling me about. If I can maker that work It is the one I'll choose.

Maybe we could get a better deal if we bought several. The guy that lives on the onther side wants one as well. I may put one in the back on the farm land to cover the entire one acre yard. That will fix his butt.

I can put mine in a tree in the back or behind the fence. I went to Loews and got a years supply of batteries. I am setting on go.


Thanks Fred

I'll let you know how it works out. I can't believe that dumb dog was standing out in the rain and barking at nothing earlier.

[Ron61]

Steve,

I hope that it works for you. The darn dog that drives me crazy is about 150' from my house and the range on the one that I looked at in the links is 25' if I read it correctly. I need a highly directional antenna and a SHF generator.

Ron

[4RE KLR]

Yes I saw that
I emailed them to see if I could get a greater distance but have not heard from them yet.

In fact I had to send myself an email to see if it was working.

It started hailing here a while ago pretty good. Not quiet the size of golf balls but enought to get my attention. The yard looked like it was covered in snow.

Semothing funny as hell. That dog barked at the sky for a few seconds and got nailed right in the head. He took off running like a bat outta hell toward the house. I think he made it though, dang the luck.

That was so funny to see that stupid dog barking at the sky! I am laughing so hard right now I can't type.

BAMMMMMM........... right in the head!

[LwCwb]

[4RE KLR]

is right!

[Ron61]

Steve,

Maybe next time if you really concentrate you can have a big rock or brick fall with the hail and hit that dog. When you find out what the range of that Bark Unit is please let me know. This dog here quit yesteray when I hit him with a small rock. Never have been able to hit him before bit got him in the side this time.

Ron

[Ron61]

Emblem Announcement

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that


Ron