Ignore (EOM)

[4RE KLR]

Ron:

Here you go

www.UltimateBarkControl.com

1-800-657-8214

Yea I keep it handy.

[Ron61]

Steve,

Thanks for posting that link. I just called and the woman that took my order quit and never even put it in the computer. So the one that I talked to just now said she would take them to the post office as soon as she gets off the phone and send them priority mail at no extra charge as I should have had them by now, but there is no record anywhere of me even ordering them. So as soon as I recieve them I can test them as this mutt next door is really getting to me. He even barks retarded.

Ron

[4RE KLR]

Ron:
I know this is not funny to me or you but I bet these damn dogs are having the time of thier lives.

It was rainning like a cow ......ing on a flat rock this morning and this stupid dog is standing in the middle of the yard barking at the sky, like he was trying to catch the rain. I was hopeing he would drown himself.

He got out yesterday and came over to my yard, I smoked his butt with a pellet gun again. You think he would learn. Maybe I need a new Co/2 cartridge.

[LwCwb]

Get one of those repeater type bb guns..... he'll get the picture if he has half a brain cell left in his head.

If one dosen't work....get another one. At the very least it will relieve a little stress in you.

[Ron61]

Steve,

I have two of the pellet guns and one of the BB repeaters like Mike mentioned. One of the pellet guns shoots six shots as fast as I can pull the trigger and I have shot this dam dog so many times I am now to the point of using my 22 Magnum or the 9MM on him. The people that own him just let him run loose and I have had the animal control pick him up at least 10 times and they get mad and go bring the barking son of a bit## back and it all starts over. These two dogs here take stupidity to new levels. When I shoot him with the pellet gun, he just whirls around and around trying to see who hit him. Some time back they ran him out of their yard as he was about to crap and he came over here and did it. I took a shovel and picked it up and took it back across the street and threw it at the three of them and told them it was theirs and to keep that dam mutt home and quiet. The neighbor that lives right next to them really got mad as he had new carpet put in and they ran the dog over to his driveway to crap, and his daughter stepped in it and tracked it in onto his brand new carpet. That dog is the worst I have ever seen and he will bark like yours for hours at nothing. I can't wait to get that unit and see what he does. He is so dam stupid he will most likely bark and then try to figure out why his ears hurt.

Ron

[HI Cobra]

Ron,
Wonder if the dog likes chocolate? Problem is they'd probably replace it with one that was somehow worse. A Sheridan pellet gun would eventually give it lead poisoning because the pellets are solid and will go through a soft 2 x 4.
Sounds like you have a major problem with the idiot dogs and owners.

[LwCwb]

Ron, can you PM or Email me your email adress again, (I lost it, didn't put it in the adress book...DOH!) im going to try to get those pics to you tomorrow, its supposted to be nice, Partly Cloudy and High 60's.

[4RE KLR]

Hey Ron,

I have have shot this damn dog next door with a pellet gun so many times I'd bet money I could catch him with a magnet.

I don't have the same problem as you, he stays in his yard most of the time. They have an underground fence and when he gets near it it shocks him. The only reason he was out the other day was we had a neighborhood power failure. Every time I go out there I whistle at him just to piss him off. He comes running 100mph up to the fence and whammo. It just about knocks him off his feet.

Hey I got to do something for fun.

You know I am really glad that I am not the only one haveing a dog problem. Not that I wish this on anyone, but heck I thought it was me. We just moved out of a house with a neighbor dog that was just like this one.

[LwCwb]

One of the neighbors that borders the lot we are getting has 2 dogs, and I believe we will be suffering the same problem....time to stock up on some bb gunz and ammo.

[clayfoushee]

I don't like the turn this thread has taken. I like dogs.

[EarlsflyinCobra]

Hi All, I am home....will be hittintg the sack in a few mninutes......call and say Hi if you get a chance on Saturday or Sunday......>Earl

[clayfoushee]

Hi Earl, good to hear from you. I hope all went well and best wishes!

[hey,littlecobra]

great to hear you're home, Earl. Keep us posted on your progress, health and car!!

Yes, Clay, I agree. I have 3 dogs, and none are problem barkers. One barks at squirrels, (the one that killed the squirrel and removed its head) but otherwise, not too bad.


Car is mostly shiny and clean for the big show tomorrow. Haven't detailed the engine, will do that at the show. It's a looonnng day/long show. Wish me luck! I'll letcha know tomorrow evening how it goes.
Kristen

[HI Cobra]

RG - good luck tomorrow and have fun!

Foosh - I like dogs too - what these guys are dealing with are "Psycho Dogs",
not what we are used to. Also "Psycho Owners", more to blame no doubt.
Dogs are fairly well controlled in my neighborhood (leash law) but cats are
a problem - fights outside your window at 3 am, sharpen claws on car cover,
leave "presents" all over the lawn - these guys lazy here, forget burying it,
and the list goes on.

Earl - Glad you made it home and are doing much better. Nothing like
waking up in your own bed and not being awakened by a nurse to give
you a sleeping pill!

Ron - I'll say it again -good luck with the HF gadget, hope it works.

Have a great tomorrow!

[trularin]

Okay, before you all get any ideas relative to my nature, the following suggestion is strickly for "entertainment" purposes.

Yes, dogs love chocolate, but exlax works much better than chocolate.

Get an entire package and when no one see you, toss the dog a bar as often as you can.

This certainly will change to nature of the dog.

[Ron61]

Clay,

I have two dogs that I think the world of but I don't let them stand and bark by the hour. Try listening to that crap for 24 hours a day, day after day and then tell me you like those dogs. I don't mind if they are barking at something or someone as that lets us know something has changed. But I am fed up with no sleep, my nerves to the point of shooting the owners, and talking to them just to be told they don't give a dam if the dog comes over in my yard and barks. I am sorry if this makes you mad, but I am not going to apologize for my dislike of what I consider complete disregard of the neighbors rights to have some piece.

Earl,

Great to hear that you are home and I wish you a speedy recovery.

Tru,

Once when I was working at an ATT microwave site they had a guy there that would go in and eat the other guys lunches. One of the guys had his wife make him a bowl of chocolate pudding and put two packages of e-lax in it. To say thr results were funny would be an understatement. Also no one else ever had any problem with their lunches being aten by him.

Ron

[hey,littlecobra]

off to the show!!! partly cloudy and 82* for a high.

cya!
K

[Ron61]

Remember this?

The following were some comments made in the year 1957:

(1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.00."

(2) "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long when $5,000 will only buy a used one."

(3) "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."

(4) "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"

(5) "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."

(6) "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage,"

(7) "Kids today are impossible. Those ducktail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls,"

(8) "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either 'hell' or 'damn' in it."

(9) "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."

(10) "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday that they will be making more than the President."

(11) "I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now"

(12) "It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."

(13) "It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."

(15) "I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."

(16) "Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to Congress."

(17) "The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."

(18) "I guess taking a vacation is out of the question now days. It costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel."

(19) "No one can afford to be sick any more, $35.00 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."

Ron

[clayfoushee]

Generally speaking, there aren't many problem dogs, but there are very many problem owners. I don't wage the campaign against the dog, but I have made things uncomfortable for the owner .

[LwCwb]

Hmmm.... I wonder what that is Clay

Get that Cobra out and Drive it today!