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[EarlsflyinCobra]

Anybody heard on Noni Juice??? It is supposed to be a tropical juice that helps with "ALL" kinds of ailments. My doctor has highly recommended it and gave me some literature. Sounds interesting. I'm gonna do an internet search later but thought I would ask "Friends" first...........Earl

[hey,littlecobra]

Steve, do not send me the p.m. with the animation.
Earl, have not heard of Noni Juice.

busy week!!!
K
p.s. talk about dogs all you want.... I have 3....

[4RE KLR]

Kristen:
I am not nearly that tacky and you know it.

Where have you been?

[Ron61]

Kristen,

I am in the process of working the animation with your Pink Thongy thing. But don't worry, I won't send it to you. I will post it on this forum.

Earl,

You are more than welcome.

Money--Something Kristen would know about!!!!

MONEY....

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy a Position
But not Respect

It can buy Medicine
But not Health

It can buy Blood
But not Life

It can buy Sex
But not Love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS,
BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.
THEY WILL BE RETURNED.


Ron

[trularin]

Well, this thread has turned...intreresting.

Okay, who's going to the London car show???????

I hate bugs that splat on the cobra. I mean what is wrong with those little buggers, can't they see I am driving the car??

[Ron61]

Tru,

Two solutions to that. Bug Off or drive so slow that they just bounce off.

Ron

[4RE KLR]

Money can't buy you love............

But it can sure rent some, for short periods of time!




I wish I still had my Cobra to get bugs on. I would mind washing it right now. Just go out into your garage and think how lucky you are to still have yours.

[trularin]

Steve, I'm at work and may loose the weekend due to rain and cold weather.

But I feel for ya man, No cobra might make me go through...withdraws.

Ron, can you suggest going slow in a cobra with a straight face?

Later!

[4RE KLR]

BLykins:
Snail mail is on the way. USPS Priority Mail, you should get them on Monday. Or so they said.
Shipping was $4.84


Hey does anyone know of a satelite high speed internet connection company. We are useing our local phone company for DSL and they mess up our bill every month. It is really ticking me off. They say they are the only one providing phone service. Big deal I can use the cell phones for everyday calls. But I need a new high speed connection line that has fax capabilities.

Any ideas?

[flipper35]

Earthlink and Dish Network both offer high speed internet. There are a couple others but I don't remember the names.

Ron, there is a third option for the bugs. Go fast enough and they will vaporize.

[4RE KLR]

Thanks Brent I'll check into those guys.

[Ron61]

Steve,

Most satellite companies offer DSL and also the cable TV companies. but I don't know how well the cable works. I have mine through the phone company and have been very happy with it as they have never messed up a bill. I do know a couple of people here that got it through the local cable TV and they only stayed on it for a few months and then changed over to another set up. I like the phone company because here we have so many days that the satellites have interruptions from sun flares or heavy winter weather that it would drive me crazy trying to work on-line and getting dumped. One person went the wireless route for two months and left it because of the same problems. He said that it seemed like everything interferred with it and then their tech support crashed his computer and walked off and left it that way. Told him they didn't do computer work and when he got it working again, call them and they woud try again to get his connection stable.

Ron

[Ron61]

Tru,

I always drive slowly in my Cobra. Saves having to remove the bugs. And here is a test for you.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient
to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bath tub, we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and
ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?


SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE 'NORMAL' ANSWER.

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would choose the bucket as it is larger
than the spoon and teacup."


KEEP SCROLLING DOWN

"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person
would pull the plug."

You are not required to tell anyone how you did on
this test.

[blykins]

Thanks Steve....I'll stick your check in the mail tomorrow morning.

[flipper35]

We use wireless and cable modem here at work and I have DSL at home. Very few problems with any of them. I hear sat connections have high letency so if you play games online or use a your connection for something like terminal server there would ba a bit of a delay.

[trularin]

Now, is that a wireless plug or does it have DSL on it?

[flipper35]

Wireless from our office building to an ISP. We also have wireless G avaliable inside the office but don't really use it except for testing wireless handhelds running terminal server and our software.

[BMK]

Ron61

Hell I'm in trouble, I was thinking about using the shower hose to syphon the water out quickly...

There's someone at the door in a white coat, should I answer it..

Bernie

[BMK]

Guys 'Telstra' our phone company here, have recently installed a wireless (WiFi) unit in my restaurant.

This allows a laptop computer user who has wireless installed, to just open the laptop and go on line. They need to be within 50 yards of the unit.

Do you guys have this facility available (I know you are years ahead of us in the technology). Importantly do you see customers using this facility in restuarnts, cafe etc..



Or was it a passing novelty phase and people have gone back to looking out the window or reading a magazine with their coffee.

It is all the rage in airports in China. When I was there last week three people around me were hammering away the entire time we waited...

I went to the WC and guy in the cubicle next to me was on line or doing something..

Bernie

[4RE KLR]

Bernie:
I have not seen anything like that, but I will be the first to tell you I can't even figure out what all the new computer stuff is these days. Seems like as soon as I get a new one, it is an antique.

The kids come up with some of the coolest things though. The Ipod is really neat. I want to put a DVD palyer in my truck for the kids to watch in the back seat. We have one in the Cadillac and they use it all the time.


BLykins:
Great and thanks. They are really nice parts.


Ron:
Geeze, I was thinking I would turn the tub on the side. That is not the first time I have been told I am not normal.


This DSL is working great. I love the speed and everything. It is the local phone company that messes up the bill, every single month. It is increadibly frustrating. I have a neighbor here that has the same problems with his dish ISP. That thing is down more that it is running. He pays 49.95 a month and it will be out for days at a time. I guess I will have to stay with the phone company.