Ok, how many did you answer?


Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord

Ron :3DSMILE:

Well, I have heard some interesting yokes.

:LOL: :LOL:

:)


Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"

Ron :)

Ron - changed my avitar just for Fred. His frog is a hippy bongo playing wimp, if you ask me. :p :p

My avitar has been approved by the Pink-Thong Drag Racing Team. Void where prohibited by law. Your mileage may vary.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:LOL:

Warren,

Fred's frog is hiding until after Thanksgiving is over. Most likely under the Cobra, where Fred will back over him when he starts for a drive. :JEKYLHYDE

Ron :LOL:

Guys, the frog is up-side-down. The tail is where the panties should be.

Only on CC.

:LOL: :LOL:

Frog????

My avitar is a turkey, you turkey, and its not upside down. I had the letter already addressed with the $10M inside, but after that comment, I tore it up.

Sci-Fi channel has been having an all day X-Files marathon ... got the videotape machine working overtime.

:LOL:

Gee Warren,

You are watching the X-Files again. I really like that show and have seen them at least twice. You need to move on to a real thrilled such as Dead Like Me. :LOL: :LOL:

Ron :p

Sci-Fi has some decent shows on. Was sorry to see Stargate SG1 wasn't renewed, but it hasn't been the same the last few years.

Still haven't seen the new Dr Who though since I am afraid they screwed it up from the original series. BSG and SGA have been decent shows. Eureka doesn't take itself seriously. I've only caught a couple episodes of Dead LIke Me.

I have watched a couple of the new Dr. Who, but really thought they weren't quite as good as the older ones. SG-1 was starting to run out of things to do without getting to far out. Dead Like Me is so stupid that I like it. The getting killed by a toilet seat really got me to watch the first 2 hour episode and then I have watched all of them since. :JEKYLHYDE

Ron **)

Caught a new show on Versus (formerly OLN) last night.

It was called "Holy @&*^!"

Had all kind of crashes and wipe outs. Not bad, not too good, but at least wasted 30 minutes.

:confused:

I haven't heard of that channel. They took off several of the ones that I used to get on the Dish Network as some judge ruled they couldn't show distant channels. Stupid judges and their new power of making law instead of interpreting it. We don't need all the over paid people in Congress any more as the judges are doing their job.

Ron :JEKYLHYDE

Warren,
I understand the pain you must be in.:CRY:

It must be terrible not being able to gaze into the eyes of your pot-bellied turkey of a girlfriend.:eek:

Frenchy prefers to be considered a Lilly hopping Flower Child.:D

Now as far as you,Ron,Tru, Kristen & Brent..With Turkey Day closing in,here's a heart felt tip: I'd lower your profiles until tomorrow is over. No reason to be an easy shot.:)

:eek:

Fred,

Found a picture of your Frog at work. Also one of my Dinner for tomorrow.

Ron :LOL:

I agree with Brent, SG1 was a mess.

There's no meat on the pink birds :LOL:

Warren, is your daughter coming to dinner?

That Dead like me show is nuts. It's like they don't really have anything to write about. Okay she's dead.

You all have a great Turkey day!!!

:JEKYLHYDE

Yes Tru, but whats the advantage of being dead if you have to work, eat, and basically be like you were when you were alive. She can't fly, walk through walls, and people can see her. It is so stupid that is why I like it. :confused:

Ron %/

That's why I think the entier series is going to be canned.

Five deer in the back yard, I am waiting for a buck.

If I get a deer, we will have meat for a couple of months.

:D

:JEKYLHYDE

Talk about lazy. Waiting for the deer to walk into your back yard. Do you wait for it to flood before you go fishing? :LOL: :LOL:

Ron :LOL:

ahhh. back from a lovely late lunch. well it didn't start late....
out on the patio, with my best buddy, Joanne, enjoying the 80* weather, enjoying a couple of margarita's...... yummmmmmmmm

I dug thru the club archive threads and found a pic of Tru and his wife hunting in the back yard.