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[hey,littlecobra]

good morning!!
on the fly today--- lots to do...

ya'll keep busy, stay warm and have a good weekend.

ttyl.
k

[Ron61]

Have a good day. Raining here and it is supposed to keep it up right through the weekend. Good news is it has warmed up a lot.

Ron

[Ron61]

Attention Fred,

In the All Cobra Talk forum thread, Would anyone be interested in a Cobra hat, he said he is looking into some FROG jackets. Here is your chance to get Frenchy ready for the Winter.

Ron

[BigGuy]

Ron - nice avatar

We're having a heat wave upto 6 degrees so far today, i think we made 10 or 12 yesterday. Might be close to 20 this weekend (we'll break out the sun screen for that tropicial weather!!!) we still only have 6-8 inches of snow here, my parents (outside Chagrin Falls,OH had over 19 last weekend). I keep daydreaming about the London cobra show this year.

Take care

[trularin]

AHHHhhhhhh........................

It is Friday and the weekend killers have arrived!! YUK!!!

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Attention Fred,

In the All Cobra Talk forum thread, Would anyone be interested in a Cobra hat, he said he is looking into some FROG jackets. Here is your chance to get Frenchy ready for the Winter.

Ron

the FROG jackets, a medium weight lined
jacket that is wind and water resistant. They aren't going to be cheap

Ron,she is already water resistant,being a Frog.
One of the things she has going for her is that Frenchy IS CHEAP.A fly or two and she is ready to go.

Unlike Adriane.

[Ron61]

Jon,

Found the Avatar while messing around on one of the animation sites and thought I would give it a try. It can step on Fred's Frog and eat Warren's Turtle.

Fred,

You mean you won't feed Frenchy anything but a fly or two? Warren takes his turtle out to dinner each week.

Ron

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Fred,

You mean you won't feed Frenchy anything but a fly or two? Warren takes his turtle out to dinner each week.

Ron

One thing Frenchy and I have in common :

"Hey,I may be cheap, but I'm easy."

[Ron61]

You eat flies too !!!!

Ron

[Ron61]

Not the safest way to work under your car. I took this off the Fairlane Club Site as it is a video of this guy working under the car. His wife made the video with the music Bring Me Back To Life playing in the background.

Ron

[wtm442]

In addition to eating frogs, my new avatar turtle eats red Cobras for lunch.

[Ron61]

Darn Warren,

What have you been feeding that thing? Do you let it sit on the hood of your Cobra now?


Ron

[trularin]

Warren got his picture in his avatar, that's cute.

So, the wild game highlight last week was Turtle soup. I was not able to attend as I was in Texas, but I got a report that the turtle soup was good. I asked about the wild boar, they said it was dry and no one was interested.

SOOooooo....What you all doing this weekend???

Ron, what is up with the moose?

[Ron61]

Tru,

Warren and Fred complained so much about my old Avatar that I thought I would put up a different one. Something big enough to bully their around.

Ron

[Ron61]

Can you guess which of the following
Are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you
Up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth
Every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from
Being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even
Your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites
Every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear
Until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years
Waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12 . 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other
Time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head
In the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind
Themselves without turning their heads
Are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in
"An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsies."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina
State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk,
A mixture of white paint and a little thinner is
Used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel
On the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the
Umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola,
It would be green.


Happy Guessing!!!!
When finished, scroll down below !!!!!!!

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They are all true . . .
Now go back and think about #16.

[392cobra]

11.

The average housefly lives for one month

.
Frenchy begs to disagree.

16.

Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

Frenchy calls that "Sweet Dreams"

[Ron61]

Fred,

I am starting to worry about you. Do you consult Frenchy on everything now?

Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. Now you consider her one of US!!! You have been eating to much turtle soup.

Ron

[392cobra]

Now you consider her one of US!!!

No,one of y'all.

[hey,littlecobra]

> * What Do You Do All Day?
> >>
> >> A man came home from work and found his three
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
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> >>
> >> She again smiled and answered, "You know every
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> >>
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[Ron61]

Kristen,

That was a good one. I am going to use it.

Ron