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trularin · #**4621** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 06:44 AM

One would ask:

"Is it better to serve in Heaven or rule in hell?"

Hmmmmm...............

wtm442 · #**4622** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 07:00 AM

Good morning y'all.

Got to go food shopping today. Finished all of the watermelon, grapes, cantaloupe and strawberries yesterday. Had a biiiigggggg fruit bowl at midnight last night. No sugar high Steve.

Time for breakfast.

Princess Diana 10th anniversary ... boy, does time fly.

Tru, I'll serve in heaven (if they let me). Ron - don't blame me because you are overweight ... I have a lot of long things but I do not have a 3000 mile long spoon.

My problem is that the spoon fits my mouth with too much food.

Got back on my diet Monday ... lost 3 lbs so far.

Ron61 · #**4623** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 07:43 AM

Warren,

Why go through the misery of a diet? Just go buy a big bunch of laxative and you should lose around 35 pounds in a day or so. I am about 20 pounds over what I would like to be but my doctor told me that I am only about 12 pounds over weight. So I now have 4 bottles of laxative in the shelf.

Ron

4RE KLR · #**4624** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:10 AM

Ron,
We love ya man but that is way too much information.

I was thinking as I read down through the above post that they should feed each other. Then I read the "rest of the story". So what does that say about me?

Ron61 · #**4625** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:21 AM

Steve,

Sorry that the post offended you. I had some qualms about posting it and will go back and delete it. I received it in an e-mail and it was not meant as anything serious.

Ron

392cobra · #**4626** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4RE KLR

Ron,
We love ya man but that is way too much information.

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Ron,
I'll bet you that Steve was talking about your laxative diet,NOT the other post.Which I enjoyed !

4RE KLR · #**4627** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:30 AM

Oh yes sorry for not being more clear. I was definitely talking about the laxatives.

I also enjoyed the first post Ron. I do like reading those when you post them. It is good for the heart. Which I really need right now.

You should never apologize for posting your beliefs Ron. I also believe, I just have questions, don't we all?

4RE KLR · #**4628** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:36 AM

Ron,
You did not have to delete the post. Put it back up. I do enjoy reading those post when you make them.

Lighten up a Little. Maybe it is me who should remove my comments.

Like I said this is a fun place for us all. Life is too short to be concerned we are going to anger someone. You have not offended me Ron in any way at all

392cobra · #**4629** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4RE KLR

Ron,
You have not offended me Ron in any way at all

Good thing too Ron !!!

That's my job !

wtm442 · #**4630** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:47 AM

But you did offend me Ron. If I took all those laxatives, I probably lose so much weight I'd disappear.

Must be due to the fact I'm full of ****

How's the pinched nerve? Getting better I hope.

How do you like my new car? I might have her for dinner tonight.

4RE KLR · #**4631** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:47 AM

or Frenchy's

Hey Fred did you hear anything else on the clown your son beat up on?

Ron61 · #**4632** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 08:59 AM

Sorry about the misunderstanding. I can't put the post back as I no longer have the e-mail. It is just lately that it seems almost everything posted turns into a political argument and I really try to be careful about what I post. The laxative thing probably wasn't in good taste. But after all the Darwin Award winner this year used laxatives.

Ron

4RE KLR · #**4633** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 09:02 AM

Ron,
We are all friends here. You can post what ever you want to.

No harm, no foul Buddy!

Ron61 · #**4634** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 10:03 AM

Warren,

The pinched nerve is slowly working itself out from under the joint, but I don't know how long it will stay once it gets completely out. At my age you would think I wouldn't have anything left to hurt.

As for the car, that is one ugly Lobster. Be careful about who has who for dinner. Now you have made me hungry and I think I may drive down to the Old Mill and eat after while. Darn, I just don't feel right being on here and not having a Cobra. Kind of as if I am trespassing. Maybe I should go join the Corvette site as I don't have one of those either.

Ron

Ron61 · #**4635** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 10:34 AM

Ok, one of you sent me a copy of the post so I am putting it back.

Sorry to change the subject from serious stuff.

HEAVEN vs HELL

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table.

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were
strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms,
they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the firs t one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped
with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand."

"It is simple," said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves." When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!

Thank you to those who have helped feed me.

Ron

4RE KLR · #**4636** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 11:27 AM

Thanks Ron,

Ron61 · #**4637** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 11:35 AM

No problem Steve. I just misunderstood what you were saying. And I never save my e-mails for very long.

Ron

wtm442 · #**4638** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 12:37 PM

I guess I'm going to kill me some weathermen. Local forecaster and Weather Channel said low 80's for today. It was 92°F at 11:30 when I went food shopping. I know, I know, its not like Phoenix where they have had 29 days so far with a temp over 110°F

But its a dry heat ... so what! My oven has a dry heat but you don't see me sticking my head in the oven.

So Ron, you did not like my lobstercar? Then I guess I'll have to just go on vacation in my RV.

Ron61 · #**4639** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 12:52 PM

Darn Warren, when did you move to Arkansas? That looks like my cousins camping set up.

Ron

wtm442 · #**4640** (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 01:27 PM

Nah ... not us'uns from Taxachusetts. With all the liberals around here ya got ta drive a Bemmer, or Saab or Volvo. Of course, some of us'uns might want to modify our cars just a little bit.