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wtm442 · #**5981** (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 392cobra

... then told her she had an A$$ on her like a $40 cow.
Is that good or bad ???

That is an insult to any man, woman or beast, IMHO.

Of course, Turtle (my overpaid research assistant) says there is nothing you can say to insult a Humpin' Ho Sister. But $40 should be at least a couple of months worth of "services" from any Sister.

392cobra · #**5982** (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtm442

That is an insult to any man, woman or beast, IMHO.
Of course, Turtle (my overpaid research assistant) says there is nothing you can say to insult a Humpin' Ho Sister. But $40 should be at least a couple of months worth of "services" from any Sister.

Well,I guess that is why she wanted your opinion.

Frenchy just didn't want to accept that her A$$ looking like the A$$ on a $40 cow was in anyway a compliment.

I guess it isn't easy trying to please some Ho Frogs.

I think she needs to spend more time in Texas to understand when some comparsions are compliments or not.

trularin · #**5983** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 05:56 AM

Fred, are you going on that annual ride to Wisconsin or where ever it is? The one where people with a Harley all congregate and party for a week and then go home after the town is about wrecked. Maybe it is in Minnesota.

I heard it is huge.

So, where is the picture of the bike?

Warren, maybe you will get this warm front and then the cold front. Heck I can not longer feel Mt Shasta is doing me any good.

Everyone, the new chains are freaking great!!!!!

trularin · #**5984** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 05:58 AM

Fred, if my post gets you fired up to go to this thingy, you can take all of the frogs.

Ron61 · #**5985** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 08:03 AM

Tru,

If he took the whole group they would probably get him barred for life. Frenchy seems to do what she wants and not what Fred dictates. Of course he could cruise by Warren's house and drop them off there to stay until he came to get them. Turtle is lonely anyway with Warren always off on vacations.

Ron

trularin · #**5986** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 11:57 AM

So I see.

So it is...A Frog's Tale.

4RE KLR · #**5987** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 05:44 PM

I have been sick for a solid week. Man I'll be glad when I get to feeling better.

HI Cobra · #**5988** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 07:58 PM

Steve,
Hope you are starting to get better - being sick sucks. My back finally
quit killing me, now my right shoulder is going off again - I may have to
break down and do the joint replacement thing with it. Got to admit, my
knee sure is a lot better since I had it done. Getting old sucks but it is
truly better than the alternative!

trularin · #**5989** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 08:05 PM

Flip, you are going to be like a cobra...titanium and plastic.

Steve, you are going to have to see a doctor, quit stalling and do it.

HI Cobra · #**5990** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 09:11 PM

The major problem with the metal is dealing with the airport security droids,
very few are human. I have no idea where they come from, but they are,
for the most part, mindless.

4RE KLR · #**5991** (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 09:29 PM

Been to the doc, the meds are just making me sleep but not making me feel any better. It is a flue bug but not the strain they thought would be protected by the flue shot, go figure right.

I am not sure the flue shots are worth the trouble any more. I will be glad when I do get to feeling a little better this crap is making me stir crazy. I just wanted to go outside today and sit on the porch and breathe the fresh air. I do not like being inside the house this long.

I cannot even remember the last few days,

Ron61 · #**5992** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 02:16 AM

Steve,

I hope you get over that very soon. Believe me I know the feeling of sitting inside day after day so sick you would have to get better to die and it is not fun at all. We have had two days now in the upper 60s and no wind and I have been outside walking a lot. Amazing at how much something as simple as nice weather and some fresh air can do. You will soon be back to your normal self, so don't get discouraged.

Actually being your normal self is discouraging enough.

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Ron

Ron61 · #**5993** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 02:22 AM

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? (good question!)

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? (HUM!)

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
they're okay, then it's you.

Ron

Ron61 · #**5994** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 03:13 AM

Warren,

Read this and DO NOT piss Frenchy off. This could be one of her long lost cousins.

Ancient "devil frog" may have eaten baby dinosaurs - Yahoo! News

Ron

trularin · #**5995** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 06:18 AM

Steve, your memory loss is not from your cold...face it...you are getting old.

Flip, I have encountered the droids.

4RE KLR · #**5996** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 09:05 AM

memory loss, what memory loss?

wtm442 · #**5997** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 09:15 AM

Ron

Ten pound "devil-frogs" taste good according to Turtle. Just the right sized snack food.

wtm442 · #**5998** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trularin

Warren, maybe you will get this warm front and then the cold front. Heck I can not longer feel Mt Shasta is doing me any good.

Yesterday was rainy with temperature hitting 60 F in Boston

Sun is now out (finally) and temp is 51 F.

Bring in on, Mt Shasta hag.

Ron61 · #**5999** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 09:20 AM

Warren,

Now that would make Turtle a nice companion. You might have to slip Frenchy in through the back window though.

Our darn weather is crazy. Two days in the 60s and just like Spring and this morning it is cold, overcast, and damp. No wonder so many people have the flu and colds. This radical weather changing ever two or three days is hard to adjust to. I wish this stuff would hurry up and head East.

Ron

wtm442 · #**6000** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 12:20 PM

Post

6000

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaa

Boy, we got a lot to say about nothing