If we get down too 30 for more then a week I have to go South:MECOOL:

If we get down to 30 for more then a week I have to go South:MECOOL:

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Subject: IQ TEST JUST 1 QUESTION

One Question IQ Test


Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should
spend the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,
how should he express himself?







Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...






















He opens his mouth and says. 'I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses.' If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day.

I've got mine shutting down right now.

(You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer).

Ron :LOL:

Uh, not me. I got it right cuz I got nailed by a quiz that included that question about a year ago. But I did get extra credit cuz I guessed correctly that it was Stevie Wonder.

GMW (Thats "Good Morning World" Tru).

Fred - IPhone? The most expensive cell phone I've ever bought was $10.

Ron - Glad to hear that the smoke is dissipating.

Steve - 102°F is February weather for parts of Texas.:LOL: It only got down to 68°F last night. High temp for next 3 days is expected to be in the low 80's.

I think I set a record. I got a UPS delivery every afternoon last week. Five days in a row. Nothing delivered yesterday. :CRY:

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A sociologist, a psychologist, and a mathematician were discussing the ethical, moral, sociological you name it consequences of a married man's having a mistress.The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits.The psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible, if a man must have a mistress to
achieve his full potential as a human being, then he may go ahead
and choose to have a mistress, as long as he is considerate enough to keep
this secret from his wife, and spare her from undue grief.
The mathematician then interjects: "I also believe that if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress. However I do not see why the
affair should be kept secret from the wife. On the contrary, if the affair
is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that
he is going to see his mistress, tell the mistress that he is going to
be with his wife, then go to his office and do some work!"

Ron :)

Ron - you are banned from posting jokes on this hi-brow thread.

Did you notice that this thread passed 150,000 views? There must be something addictive with all the babbling that goes on in this thread. It must be like a soap opera for Cobra owners ... miss a week of this thread, and you really did not miss too much. :LOL::LOL:

:LOL:

Warren,

That wasn't as joke. There were no lawyers included in it. And notice that it concluded with Going To WORK. :LOL: :LOL:

Ron %/

Please stop swearing or I'm going to report you to a moderator. You know that work is a four letter word. I'm tired of your callous nature.

Beam me up Scottie, time for my pills. :):rolleyes::confused::LOL:

:eek:

Warren,

Did you notice that this thread passed 150,000 views?

Most of that is Tru trying to keep up with what everyone is talking about.

Ron :LOL:

GMA

My dad used to read the local paper before he went to bed every night, so he wouldn't have anything on his mind. :LOL:

Yea, it is suppose to cool off to 102* today :)

I saw a show on the history channel where a guy was in Alaska and he threw a glass of water into the air and it froze before hitting the ground. Here if you throw a glass of water in the air it will evaporate before it hits the ground. :(

Our Sheriff has opened up a new web site for convicted rapists/child molesters and you can do a search from 1/2 mile to 2 miles from your house. It will list all that are living in that range, their address, pictures, and what they did. Also included is a set of instructions on what to do if you should run into any of them on the street. I have 13 living within 1 mile of me. From the looks of their pictures, some of them must have served some long, hard time.

Ron :(

Mike Z,

Over all, it is easier to find warm when it is cold then to find cool when it is hot.

:D :D :D

First; GMW ( that's Good Morning Warren ) seeing how it is afternoon, it may still apply of you slept in.

Ron, you have to look at 10 pages back..then read the past couple of pages. Not much different other than an occasional off topic like something about a cobra.

:D :D :D

Steve, when we had visitors in while at Chrysler, we would do that in the test chamber with the temp set at 50 below zero, F.

It would fall as snow and ice pellets.

I remember you telling me that awhile back. That must have been a hoot.

Just try throwing water into the air and watch it evaporate.

Well it is a pretty nice day here today. The fires here are slowly being controlled and the smoke is not real heavy now. I did see they have another fire up near Yosemite Park. We have had two more fire fighters killed in the past two days. One from Washington and I believe the other from Oregon. Those poor people are just worn out and are making mistakes now. I saw they are starting to dismantle the big center at the Anderson Fairgrounds. they had over 2,600 fire fighters camping there during these 3 big fires here. But they are leaving some of the stuff there as August and September are normally our big fire seasons.

I just got back from the range. I went over and shot a while and then talked to the NRA Instructor about how the next qualification class is going to be ran. I may go over when he gets it set up and run through it just go get familiar with it. He said it will have flash and shoot sections and use the FBI training method in some of it. I am familiar with some of their after dark stuff, but I believe this is something different they are going to try. Pitch dark, run the target down range flash the lights on for 1 second and then you have to fire at the target from memory. Before we used the small hold and squeeze flashlights to spot a target and then shot.

Ron :)

Wow, I thought I checked the site yesterday, but I was 2 1/2 pages behind. I guess I didn't. It looks like I will finish on Thursday and ship everything back on Friday and return home. That is if nothing goes wrong. Doing a little laundry now, didn't quite bring enough clothes along.

:)

Joe,

That is good news. Now you won't have to rush back over the weekend and then back out here to finish the job. Have a great anniversary.

Ron :)

Wow, we had a great day today. I only have 280 handsets left to do. I will finish before 1st break tomorrow, but by the time I finish packing everything up and shipping it, it will be too late to catch a flight back except for one that gets me home at midnight. I will just stay at the hotel and get the first flight on Friday. I talked to my manager and he is going to have my schedule changed to get that flight. Normal policy is they will not pay to get you on an earlier flight, just have to go standby. I mentioned that I was just going to pay the $25 so I could get home and he said, "No you are not, I will get you on that flight. Call me in the morning when you are done to confirm that you can make it."

:)Fine news Joe !