My gawd, its all the way up to 74 ºF .....

time to break out the winter clothes? or time for a ride ... :3DSMILE: :3DSMILE:

Good to be on a regular schedule again. Now I need to get a new M/C and slave for the clutch. Went to all Wilwood on the brakes and now the clutch has been acting up. Cheap Girling stuff. With the heat I am in no hurry.

plenty hot here. I was in Colorado on the 4th, and we watched fireworks from our hill. It was cold cold and rainy, too! We built a fire on the side of our hill. :eek:

Scout project is gearing up for Saturday. Bought the last of the project supplies today. It's gonna be a busy one!
K

Just got back from a sunset drive. Started to get foggy ... only 65 ºF outside. Boy, did it feel guuuuuuuuuudddd :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Supposed to rain some for the next 3 days. UGH:p :p

So, what is the scout project?

Warren, you are just going to have to wipe the car down and look out the window as those fat drops of water pound the cement that was calling you to come out and play. :D

RON! Send some heat over to Warren's house so he doesn't feel left out.

Well kids, I started a deck off the back of the house. In the heat, it takes about two hours to dig two holes in clay for posts.

Brent, normal is a matter of perception. :LOL: :LOL:

Tru,

I wish I could send a week or so of this heat to Warren. It is supposed to go on right through the weekend. My thermometer has been above the 110 mark so much it may never read correct after this is over. Even the star thistle isn't doing well it is so hot. :eek:

Ron :p

Really bad news about your thistle. :CRY:

With all the time and expense you have in it,don't give up yet.
The following is what I use on my irrigated land.I think
this just may be the ticket for you too. :3DSMILE:

http://www.zimmatic.com/zim_agsysystem_cntrpiv.asp

:(

Fred,

I don't want the stupid stuff here. But I swear you could dump it in the middle of the Sahara Desert and it would grow and spread. I may dig up a few of them and mail them to you. Then you can experiment on them and when you find the way to kill them for good, let me know. :LOL:

Ron :CRY:

In Honor of Stupid Directions.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular
soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not
turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot
after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on
body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the
other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Ron :confused: :eek:

So, is that the "Bobbitt" model chainsaw?

I see those darn five year olds on the excavators all the time, they always look like they are asleep.

:LOL: :LOL:

I hear noise outside ... is it my Cobra warming up? No, its thunder:eek:

Waaaaaaaa... I want to go for a ride tonite.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mommy.......................

KaBOOM........

Holy ****

Temperature went from 87 to 73 ºF inside 30 minutes with the help of a lot of rain and THUNDER

Sunny and hot....nuff said, I be driving and looking at all the scanty clad women LOL

:(

Still very hot and humid here and even at night. The city loves me because of my electric bill. Can't sleep without the air conditioner and fan going as it is never below 82 and so humid the house sweats. No driving at all in this weather. I would have to cool the engine water and oil down before I could start the car and it hasn't been ran in almost 3 weeks. Just to see how hot it would get, I once moved it out in the sun and raised the hood. The temp. gauge was on 0. After four hours I turned the switch on and it read 195 degrees. :CRY:

Ron :CRY:

Kristen,
Josh and I were going thru some shops in town this morning.He wanted to pick up a few gifts for friends.

I found something for you.I know for a fact you will use it .Others will enjoy it too,after you add your personal touch to it.. (seriously)

NO, it isn't thong related.:D Not even Cobra related.

:LOL:


UH-OH !!

Ron :LOL:

A rerun but thought I would post it anyway.


Subject: Now you know everything

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.?? (I'll bet you're going to check this out.)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.?? (You're not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say ..... a e I O U)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

(Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,

the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
(however there is no longer a Canadian two dollar bill....they are coins)

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

...Now you know everything!

Ron :LOL:

Hey Speed Limit ..... you missed one ....

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes. :p :p :p :p

Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious !!!!!!

And you would know that how????? :LOL: :LOL:

Ron :JEKYLHYDE

I used to be a pig in my former life ... what a blast :p