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[Ron61]

Warren,

If you can keep getting it extended and doing it later, maybe the IRS will forget all about you and you won't have to send anything in. Yea right!

Ron

[trularin]

It may get to 65 today.

I am putting in a window.

[Ron61]

Tru,

So you finally got some nice weather and now know where the sun is and you are putting in a window to see it. And then next Winter you can look at the window and know where the sun should be.

Ron

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Warren,

If you can keep getting it extended and doing it later, maybe the IRS will forget all about you and you won't have to send anything in. Yea right!

Ron

they cann't forget about you if you keep sending them stuff.Don't send them anything and let me know how it works out.

I just saw a "new" food product for you on TV. Spam Single Classic.
Spam.com

[Ron61]

Fred,

When I was in the store last week I got a can of Spam and I couldn't believe how many types they had. I like it and pick up a can once in a while. It was like having a gourmet meal when I was in Korea if you could borrow a can of spam from the mess tent before they ruined it.

Ron

[trularin]

I can think of better things to eat.

[392cobra]

If you have a squeeze bottle of mustard and a can of Spam with a pull open top,you have it made.Nothing more needed than a sleeve to wipe your mouth on.

[392cobra]

That link to the Women's Biker Club might come in handy shortly.

Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag about BB's and my motorcycle trip.
Got some urgent e-mails from the EPA and the National Park's Rangers this morning concerning Biker Babe.
From just a quick read,it seems they are a little concerned about her visit.

I'll get back to you on what is going on.

[Ron61]

Fred,

Maybe they are concerned about you hauling her across some of their bridges. She may have to get off and walk under the bridge to the other side.

Ron

[trularin]

Maybe they have mistaken her for a beached whale.

[Ron61]

Did you get an extra rear tire for this upcoming adventure? And you might want to consider overloads on the rear. I think you would be ahead to take Frenchy and her group. At least they could earn you some money on the trip. Send Biker Babe to Warren. He needs something to occupy his mind. Could you imagine him trying to fit her into his cobra for a ride. Even if he got her in the right side would scrape the ground.

Ron

[392cobra]

Well, the e-mail from the EPA & National Park's Rangers wasn't good for BB.

First the EPA......
Ya know how the Pecos River flows into the Rio Grande and then into the Gulf of Texas..urr..Mexico ?
I told y'all how Biker Babe was looking forward to skinny dipping in the Pecos before getting to Langtry and Judge Roy Bean's Saloon/Courtroom.
Well, the EPA is very concerned about the water quality of the two rivers and the Gulf after BB takes a dip. Something about major crop failures and fish kills.
They went so far as to say ALL Water that she washes in is to be BOILED 15 minutes before being discarded !!!
Kinda makes me worry about my new leather seat she will have under her a$$ for 2.5 weeks.

Second the Park Rangers....
The Rangers said that the Big Bend was a Protected area and is to be treated with respect. The idea being to leave behind, at worst, a small light footprint.
They said there was no way in h*ll that Biker Babe stands a chance of doing that.
So NO PARK PASS OR PERMIT FOR BB.
They mentioned that they are all armed too.

So, not wanting to boil all that water, the probable damage to my scooter seat and having to be left in the desert while I go into the Park for a couple of days.....

Biker Babe has decided to take Warren up on his offer !!!

She is now all excited about going to the Dykes on Bikes Club Meeting and getting a lot of alone quality time in with Warren.

The Ho Sisters are now looking to go with me.

[trularin]

Did you get one of them signs that stretches across the back of the vehicle?

"Wide Load"

[wtm442]

I have a pair of dungarees from the Wide Load company.

What a nice ride this afternoon. Drove thru a town about 20 miles from my house. No slums, just estates. But the stop & go traffic at 5 PM was a PIA.

[Ron61]

Fred,

You will have more fun with the Ho sisters anyway. Warren has taken his Cobra out and gotten it ready to take Biker Babe for her first ride. Wish I could see it.

Ron

[trularin]

So Warren, you had to drive 20 miles to get away from the slums??

I am not following you here.

[392cobra]

I'll be saddling up in about an hour,be back in 2-2.5 weeks.

Warren,before BB shows up I'd take yor mattress to the ground floor and lay it on the floor.
Bedposts won't hold her when she gets going ! No doubt you are really looking forward to this experience.

Turns out the the Ho Sisters turned BB into the EPA & Park Rangers.
They wanted to go instead.

They always wanted to dress up as Old West Saloon Ho's at Judge Roy Bean's place.

[Ron61]

Fred,

Have a great trip and take some more pictures. Warren, have a great time with Biker Babe.

Ron

[trularin]

Yes, please let us know the events of your adventure.

[wtm442]

Fred
Have a nice trip. I just bought a 4 post lift that BB can use as her bed.

I have so many things to do tomorrow, I'm not sure what chore to put off first!

Like my new avatar? It's Popeye's mother!