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[hey,littlecobra]

hi.
watch for me on tv at the Cowboy's game!
going to my first game since oh.... around 1988???


K

ps. there is a life sized fake cow in my front yard. Any of you guys put it there???
guess we now have turtles, frogs and cows to chat about.

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by trularin

POOP Warren, you mean those mails you been sending out hourly are all infacted?!?!?!?!? ( notice I did not ask if they were infected, but infacted )
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Did you get any spam e-mails from me? Probably not. Let me know if you did, because I'm pretty sure my computer was NOT infected with a bot that sent out spam e-mails from my computer.

I do not think infacted is a word, other than a name of a company.

Tru - I also sell penicillin on the side if you think you are infected, not infacted.

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by hey,littlecobra

there is a life sized fake cow in my front yard. Any of you guys put it there???

LMAO. Nice to hear from you. Sorry to say, it was not me that put the cow in your yard.

But we want pictures! Lots of pictures!

Does she look anything like this one?



Have fun at the game today.

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by trularin

Well I don't remember saying this...but the lift is broken again. The seal on the OTHER side went. I suppose I will fix that next spring.

You just fixed that this spring. What, you only replaced one o-ring, not both sides?

Whatever you do, do not do what a friend of mine did. He lives about 1/4 mile away and just had a hydraulic lift installed in his garage.

He went and checked the fluid after he had used it a couple of times, and it was really low, so he added fluid. But he did it with the lift in the UP position.

When the lift came down, fluid squirted everywhere around the garage. It took him about 4 hours to clean everything up.

[Ron61]

Warren,

I have never gotten any of those spam e-mails from you, but it seems that there was a rash of them some time ago from several ISPs. That was one reason I had to fight so much with Yahoo and finally CW got them to let the notifications from the club go through. In fact I did get a bunch of them but they were filtered into my Bulk folder which I got tired of opening to see what was in it so I set it to just delete anything that gets sent there. My e-mail program is one of the few things that Yahoo seems to do well. Takes a few seconds longer but it scans all attachments that I send before it will let me send them and also all that I get incoming and if I open an e-mail that has a virus, I get a pop up warning that it has the virus and it names the virus and will not let me open it any farther. Same for an e-mail with an attachment that has a virus.It will tell me the attachment has such and such virus and that it will not download or open it. Dumb people like me need that kind of protection and it is a lot easier than removing the virus.

Ron

[wtm442]

Ron
I've got the same features as you, but I use Outlook Express that is loaded on my computer. I also have hardware and software based firewalls, McAfee Internet Suite with Zone Alarm that does a great job of protecting my computer from all the crazies out there in Internet-land.

I haven't had a virus on any of my computers for the last decade or so.

Speaking of computers, how is that old tank of a laptop computer with Win95 that I sent you? Do you still use it for anything? Its got to be better than collecting dust in my house!

That reminds me. I'm going to the islands for a vacation, so I got to boot up my laptop and update everything. I haven't used it in at least 7 months!

[Ron61]

Warren,

I also use McAfee and have both hardware and software based firewalls. As for the old Win 95 laptop, I still play with it, but the hard drive is about ready to call it quits. Making grinding noises and getting failure to read errors at times. I also have to get my Dell laptop out and charge the batteries and let it update. I don't hardly ever use it and forget it for months at a time. As for viruses, I have been very fortunate as I have never had one on any of my computers but have spent a lot of time removing them from friends computers.

You're going on vacation again. Gee, you get a little rain and can't drive so you run off to the islands for a vacation. Well take the camera and post some pictures for us less fortunate ones that can't run away every time the weather doesn't suite us.

Ron

[trularin]

If a truck hit him...he would think it was something else.



I almost cut off my finder today. Dang it hurts. Got 8 quarts of sauerkraut put up today.

[Ron61]

I almost cut off my finder today. Dang it hurts.

Tru,

Sorry that you almost cut off a finder today and that it hurts. Was it a front or rear one?

Ron

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Warren,
You're going on vacation again. Gee, you get a little rain and can't drive so you run off to the islands for a vacation. Well take the camera and post some pictures for us less fortunate ones that can't run away every time the weather doesn't suite us.

Ron

Sounds like great weather for The Ho Sisters to go on vacation with you.

They're hopping that way.

[Ron61]

Run Warren Run!!!

Fred,

I just received an e-mail from Dave and he sent me some pictures he took of my old Cobra back in the Ozarks. He is having a great trip, so I guess it is time for you to break out the motorcycle and head up that way. Dave said he had only planned to spend a few minutes with that cousin but wound up spending two hours and he really enjoyed it and the country.

Ron

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Run Warren Run!!! Fred,

so I guess it is time for you to break out the motorcycle and head up that way.
Ron

They will make Warren famous on the island.

Josh and I decided yesterday to make a run up to Arkansas next weekend !!!
We only have the two days because of school.
Looks like IKE really made some good weather changes
along with the bad he did.No rain up there !

We will go up the west side of Ar. on 71 to Mena,Spend the night there or maybe on top of the mountain at Queen Wilhelmina Lodge.
Ride The Talimena National Scenic Byway to Talimina,Ok.. Then down the east side of Oklahoma down to Texas and on home.

Looks like just 600 mile round trip.With all the switchback and curves it will take most of two days.

Going to be nice doing it with my son !

[Ron61]

Fred,

Sounds good. To bad that you only have two days but you should see some great sights and have a lot of fun. And having your son along makes it even more special. Enjoy and watch out for the Red Necks that will want you to stop and have a beer with them every few miles.

Ron

[Joe Wicked]

Well, It looks like I have made it big again:

Mr.Richard Wang,
Manager,HSBC Allocation Department
Axminster Branch,United Kingdom.

Reply Email: mr.richardwang2008@hotmail.com

Attention:Beneficiary,

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greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication.However,this Correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such. Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax or Scam mail and I urge you to treat it with the seriousness it deserves. I also guarantee you that this deal is hitch free from all what you may think of. I am Mr.Richard Wang, manager Allocation Department(HSBC PLC UK)Axminster Branch. My office monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions in United Kingdom concerned with foreign claim payments. I am the final signatory to any transfer or remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local and international levels in line with foreign claim settlement.

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My Conditions:

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2)This deal must be kept secret forever, and all correspondence will be strictly by email / telephone, for security purposes.

3)There should be no third parties as most problem associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or representative. If you AGREE with my conditions, i will advise you on what to do immediately and the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet the 5-7 working days mandate.

I hope you don't reject this offer and have your funds transferred.

Waiting for your reply soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Richard Wang,
Reply Email: mr.richardwang2008@hotmail.com

[Ron61]

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone through your remarkable profile on the Internet. Though, this medium (Internet) has been
greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication.

Darn Joe, it sure is comforting to know that the Internet is the most secure means of communication. This one sounds good, better take him up on it.

Ron

[Joe Wicked]

At least this one didn't outright claim that he is honest and can be trusted to perform this illegal activity with integrity like the last one did.

[wtm442]

Good Morning all you Millionaires.

Guess what? Its stopped raining. Only 4 days of constant rain.

Yesterday there was a sample of "Act Body Essence" in the Sunday paper. Remembering all of the great babes attacking guys in those commercials, I tried it this morning in the shower. Smells great. I even left the front door open. I'm still waiting for the girls to come by and have their way with me.

Still waiting .....

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by 392cobra

Sounds like great weather for The Ho Sisters to go on vacation with you.

They're hopping that way.

It won't matter if you leave the door open or not.

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by 392cobra

It won't matter if you leave the door open or not.

Maybe I can leave a trail of ten dollar bills.

[trularin]

A finder! That thing attached to your hand that points when you want someone to look somewhere to find something.



Dang Ron, when your finger is messed up, you are bound to type wrong.