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wtm442 · #**9001** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Wicked

Well, It looks like I have made it big again:

Attention:Beneficiary,

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone through your remarkable profile on the internet.

I guess he has never read any of your posts here on CC.

Joe Wicked · #**9002** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wtm442

I guess he has never read any of your posts here on CC.

I guess not.

Ron61 · #**9003** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 11:33 AM

Tru,

Quit hitting your finger with the hammer and it won't hurt so much. I would make a wild guess that this accident happened while you were finishing the barn. I believe you also said that a seal on the lift had blown but you were gong to wait to fix it. Your luck is like mine. Get one thing fixed, look around ans spot two more things that broke while I was fixing the one just to annoy me.

Ron

Ron61 · #**9004** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 11:54 AM

Here Joe,

Now if this bunch would send me an invitation I would seriously consider it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/namibiap...eologyshipping

Ron

Joe Wicked · #**9005** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 02:29 PM

Oh I am sure that soon it will be in the circulations. Someone "will have managed to smuggle away" a large portion of it and if you will help them get it out of the country, you can have most of it.

392cobra · #**9006** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron61

Fred,

Sounds good. To bad that you only have two days but you should see some great sights and have a lot of fun. And having your son along makes it even more special. Enjoy and watch out for the Red Necks that will want you to stop and have a beer with them every few miles.

Ron

I was looking forward to 10-14 days in Arkansas and going over to Memphis to Graceland. Sure doesn't mean I still won't.It raining in Arkansas everyday for MONTHS kind of threw my scheduling off.

If I had to chose between going with Josh for 2 days or my original plan,I chose Josh.

This is the kind of stories he will be telling my grandkids about.

wtm442 · #**9007** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 06:32 PM

I'm still waiting and the front door is still open.

392cobra · #**9008** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 06:34 PM

They'll make it.It's a long hop from Dallas.

wtm442 · #**9009** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 06:34 PM

Just saw Kerry on O'Reilly. What a windbag.

Ibr8k4vetts · #**9010** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wtm442

Just saw Kerry on O'Reilly. What a windbag.

Who is a windbag

Kerry or O'Reilly

wtm442 · #**9011** (**permalink**) 09-29-2008, 09:22 PM

Good point. Both are really big windbags, but O'Reilly makes sense most of the time. Kerry, on the other hand is an astronaut ... he takes up space.

Ron61 · #**9012** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 03:13 AM

Fred,

Good choice to spend the time with Josh. Besides you can always take the long trip another time. You only get one shot with your family and friends and I regret that I never spent more time with mine. I should have quit the company and taken a job that let me stay home more than a few days once in a while..

Ron

wtm442 · #**9013** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 04:42 AM

Fred
How is Josh doing? Has he punched the lights out on any more criminals lately?

Regarding the ride ... how do you keep BB and the Ho sisters happy with Josh on board?

Still waiting with the door open. Guess I'll cancel the Axe order. But the string of ten dollar bills has attracted a ton of local Democratic politicians.

Well, it was 4 days of rain, but I finally got to take a ride yesterday. It was overcast and it looked like it was going to rain, but it did not. I was out working in the garage and we had a widespread power failure. Since it was dark inside the garage and the door was open, it was a perfect time for a ride.

Ron61 · #**9014** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 08:23 AM

Warren,

Since you are going on vacation, ( again ), I got a magazine yesterday that has just the thing in it for you to take along for a snack. Fred might even want some for his next trip.

It is cans of Creamed Possum with Sweet Potatoes Garnished in Coon Fat Gravy. Lots of other interesting stuff in that magazine too.

Ron

392cobra · #**9015** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wtm442

Still waiting with the door open. Guess I'll cancel the Axe order.

Warren,
Yeah,I'd cancel that Axe order,Not working.

The Ho Sisters are the only ones interested in your body,for a small donation.

There is a glimer of hope for you.....

Try it out on BB before taking it on the road though.

392cobra · #**9016** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 06:22 PM

The most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1948.

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.'
8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should DELETE.'

IT IS CALLED THE C-NILE VIRUS ! !

wtm442 · #**9017** (**permalink**) 09-30-2008, 08:27 PM

Snopes said that C-Nile virus only attacks people born during 1948.

That lets me and Ron off the hook, but the hook is definitely into your behind.

Fred - another 3 months and we will have to call you "speed limit".

I was ready to jump out a window with the stock market dive on Monday, but I did not have a step ladder in the cellar so I could climb up to the window. At least it bounced back a bit today. What a roller coaster ride.

Ron61 · #**9018** (**permalink**) 10-01-2008, 04:02 AM

Boy, does Fred have a lot to look forward to. Better take that long motorcycle trip now while you can still remember if you took it. It will be embarrassing to take it two or three times and then get home and compare your pictures and try to remember where you got the same ones that you just took on the last trip.

Ron

wtm442 · #**9019** (**permalink**) 10-01-2008, 06:51 AM

Good Late Morning World. Took a ride yesterday afternoon. Only 30 minutes long. I think that is my shortest ride ever.

Just woke up. I'm late for breakfast.

More rain today and tomorrow.

I'm starting to grow fins.

Beam me up Scottie, time for my pills.

Fred - your #4 ... I hate that. My brother in law sends out any joke I send to him so I get the same joke back, sometimes within 10 minutes.

Ron61 · #**9020** (**permalink**) 10-01-2008, 07:02 AM

That's alright Warren, you have probably already forgotten it in that length of time. At least you don't do what I did the other day. I was trying something out in my e-mail program and noticed that I had 5 e-mails on my notification flag. I went into the In Box and they were all from me. When I was doing my testing, I put my own address on there instead of the test address. Oh well, it was interesting reading anyway.

Ron