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Old 02-02-2011, 05:28 AM
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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:20 AM
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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
yep, thay have them types here in China..... tin-man
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:16 AM
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Authorities suggest that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
Flashlight with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty gas Can
First Aid Kit
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I probably looked like an idiot on the bus this morning!
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:49 AM
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I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us..................

She immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

As we lay making love, I thought, "Damn, these taser guns are well worth the money!"
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Old 03-13-2011, 12:45 PM
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Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald was getting very amorous.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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