Jokes

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A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each.

"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings are not real gold."

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At age 4, success is . . . not peeing in your pants

At age 12, success is . . . having friends

At age 17, success is . . . having a drivers licence

At age 35, success is . . . having money

At age 50, success is . . . having money

At age 75, success is . . . having a drivers licence

At age 80, success is . . . having friends

At age 85, success is . . . not peeing in your pants



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The Charles Schulz Philosophy - Secrets of Life You Never Thought About



Here’s A Little Quiz:


You don’t have to actually answer the questions. Just ponder on them.
Just read the article straight through, and you’ll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Series Winners.


How did you do?

* The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
* These are no second-rate achievers.
* They are the best in their fields.
* But the attention dies.
* Awards tarnish.
* Achievements are forgotten.
* Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here’s another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special!
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.



Did you find that Easier?


The lesson:

* The people who make a difference in life are not the ones with the most credentials..
* The most money…or the most awards…
* They simply are the ones who care the most




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