Jokes

[letsboogie351]

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my ute. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

"In the back of your ute there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in the bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The pig was easy to remove but his motorcycle is still stuck fast!"



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