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You don't need expensive tools.....Just a guy making chess pieces. [VIDEO]

Experts are people who know a great deal about very little and who go along learning more and more about less and less until they know practically everything about nothing.

Lawyers, on the other hand, are people who know very little about many things and keep learning less and less about more and more until they know practically nothing about everything.

Judges are people who start out knowing everything about everything but end up knowing nothing about anything because of their constant association with experts and lawyers.
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Neat trick....Biertijd.com // Media » Tablecloth Trick

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A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad
illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to
talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation,
he asked his pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early
80's model Dodge pickup," said the pastor. "Then go get
married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy
yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
Oklahoma."

The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do
have seem like forever."
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This could be a problem next month....A Merry Hunt - YouTube