Jokes

[bliss]

One Saturday night, I met this fantastic looking blonde babe in a glitzy single's bar. Quite naturally, one thing lead to another over the course of the evening.

It was getting close to last call, so I finally worked up the nerve and said to her, "Let's go back to my place."

The gorgeous blonde asked, "Oh, do you have cable?"

I answered, "No. But I have some old ropes that should do just fine."
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[69boss429]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly






A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked..

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."