Jokes

[dave from mesa]

[bliss]

Mommy finished telling her little girl all about the making of babies.

The daughter was silent for a while taking it all in.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asked.

"Yes," replied her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaimed. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Little Johnny is seven years old and is sitting at the dinner table with his parents.

Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie are going to get married!"

"Oh?" Says the mother, "and how old is Janie?"

"Five," replies the boy.

"Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?"

"I get fifteen cents a week allowance," says Johnny, "and Janie gets ten cents. We figured if we put it together we would be okay."

"I see, "says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have children?"

"Well," says Johnny, "so far we have been lucky."
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

"Allow me to explain," said his wife. "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"