Jokes

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The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
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"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became Optional, and now it's Legal.

I'm getting out before Our Commander & Chief makes it mandatory."

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC