Jokes

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I earn a seven figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
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If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.
That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
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Men are like pantyhose. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
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Longest Password ever...


We laugh -- but her I. D. is safe.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."