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06-06-2012, 09:19 AM
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
"Thanks, but I don't want to have sex"
"Nope, no more booze for me"
"Sorry, but you're not really my type"
"Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?"
"Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing...."
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SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say
"congrats."
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job."
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
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