Jokes

letsboogie351 · #1 (**permalink**) 06-27-2012, 04:02 PM

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,
MOST PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST
WORRYING IN RECENT YEARS

25% of women in America are on medication for mental illness.
That's bloody scary.........

It means 75% are running around with no medication at all...

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."

bliss · #2 (**permalink**) 06-28-2012, 08:05 AM

Very over protective father....

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says:"Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says:"Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"