Jokes

[bliss]

A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl answered with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear: I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

[bliss]

The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about one
of her eleven year old students. Taking him aside after class
one day, she asked, "Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so
poor lately?"

"I can't concentrate," replied the boy. "I've fallen
in love."

"Is that so?" said the teacher, holding back an urge
to smile. "And with whom?"

"With you," he answered.

"But Johnny," exclaimed the secretly please young
lady, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like
a husband of my own someday; but I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," said Johnny reassuringly. "I'll be
careful."
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