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01-02-2013, 03:27 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Manteca,
Ca.
Cobra Make, Engine: None, sold it
Posts: 2,439
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bliss
Not a joke, just something to start out the new year - happy new year to all.
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Thank You, and Happy New Year to you too.
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Terry
"I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean they are not watching me"
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01-03-2013, 08:20 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Sonora,
CA
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They play taller....
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01-03-2013, 02:01 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Indy,
IN
Cobra Make, Engine: Shelby American CSX6046 S/C 427 (482) Shelby CSX1006
Posts: 59
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Blonde driver
Blonde is driving behind truck and notices he is losing part of his load. Truck stops at stop light, blonde gets out and walks up to the truck, knocks on drivers window. The driver rolls down his window and the blonde says, "excuse me sir but your losing part of your load" The driver rolls up window and drives off.
Truck stops at next stop light, blonde gets out and walks up to the truck, knocks on drivers window. The driver rolls down his window and the blonde says, "excuse me sir but your losing part of your load" The driver rolls up window and drives off.
Truck stops at next stop light, blonde gets out and walks up to the truck, knocks on drivers window. The driver rolls down his window and the blonde says, "excuse me sir but your losing part of your load" The driver of the truck says "its a salt truck lady"  |
01-04-2013, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Sonora,
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No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linquistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer: “When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”
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01-05-2013, 02:59 PM
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Location: Sonora,
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An older guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
He asked the trainer standing near by, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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01-06-2013, 09:05 AM
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01-06-2013, 10:24 AM
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