Jokes

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Originally Posted by KevinW

Can I do a topical joke about the conclave.... or is that off limits?

go for it!

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I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly"

That way everyone in the country can get drunk drinking "Responsibly."

And all the other alcoholic drink makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly"

A bonus...

A woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump. A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?" The woman said "No! And go away!" The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

(Would she still jump?)