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07-26-2013, 02:18 PM
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Folks...discretion please.
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07-26-2013, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
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I don't think a video of a train crash that killed at least 80 people belongs in a jokes thread. Please show a little more respect.
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You may have a point, but it would be best that you not view this thread, I don't want to upset you. |
07-26-2013, 09:59 PM
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You may have a point, but it would be best that you not view this thread, I don't want to upset you.
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Wrong answer.
I'd take a break for a while if I were you.
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07-27-2013, 07:36 AM
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07-27-2013, 09:17 AM
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Quote:
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Wrong answer.
I'd take a break for a while if I were you.
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Ron
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WOW! You got it.
For all the fans of humor here, thank Ron for THE END. |
07-27-2013, 09:23 AM
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You are welcome.
Thanks for cooperating.
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07-27-2013, 04:12 PM
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Ron and I are just doing our thing...
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07-27-2013, 04:33 PM
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Bliss,
I for one enjoy reading most of the jokes that you post. If it was not for you this thread would have died long ago.
You made a mistake. Own up to it and post on.
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07-27-2013, 04:41 PM
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Well said.
Bliss, honestly, I thought it was funnier than hell, but then again I share your sense of humor.
That being said... 
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07-27-2013, 06:56 PM
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Ron and I are just doing our thing...
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it just scares me a little that both hands aren't on the table and you two are sitting so close..........no wait ....it scares me a lot.....the grin is a dead giveaway
and i didn't know you MOD formally dressed
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07-27-2013, 07:19 PM
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Well said.
Bliss, honestly, I thought it was funnier than hell, but then again I share your sense of humor.
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Don't know Jamo. Guess you have to be from California to understand the point?
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07-27-2013, 07:23 PM
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Guess so...but hey, works for me!
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07-31-2013, 03:33 PM
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The differance between men & women
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08-06-2013, 06:12 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
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08-07-2013, 05:32 AM
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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08-09-2013, 12:23 PM
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Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"
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08-12-2013, 06:35 AM
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A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
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08-12-2013, 02:20 PM
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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08-14-2013, 03:13 PM
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Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned, "Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?" His father, thinking quickly, said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad, that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" asked his father. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom, flat on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, 'Jesus, I'm coming! I'm coming!' If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure!"
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08-15-2013, 10:20 AM
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Here's a simple yet good one:
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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