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01-03-2014, 03:46 PM
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I don't get that joke...
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Try this one....
On the other hand, perhaps in your case your life experience should be stated in another way....
"You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent."
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01-11-2014, 09:12 AM
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Enough! Period.
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01-12-2014, 12:45 PM
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01-12-2014, 01:14 PM
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Where do you think they got the idea from?
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01-13-2014, 12:02 PM
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Where do you think they got the idea from?
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Actually, this is the source....
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01-13-2014, 03:32 PM
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Where do you think they got the idea from?
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Seems like I remember seeing a video of an F1 doing that. |
01-13-2014, 06:11 PM
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Top Gear had an episode with Jeremy doing that in an Irish sewer system with some little car.
Bliss, while I certainly appreciate the beauty, let's make that pic the exception rather than the rule. Got some puritans worried about kids coming to the Lounge on a Cobra site (rather than cleaning their rooms or playing R-rated games on the electronic device I guess). Next thing you know it'll be Fred's jiggles and my butt being called into question...and that I'll take personal. Your help in that regard would be appreciated.
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01-13-2014, 07:26 PM
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What's wrong with the picture? Most kids have seen much more than that, get a life. 
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01-13-2014, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamo
Top Gear had an episode with Jeremy doing that in an Irish sewer system with some little car.
Bliss, while I certainly appreciate the beauty, let's make that pic the exception rather than the rule. Got some puritans worried about kids coming to the Lounge on a Cobra site (rather than cleaning their rooms or playing R-rated games on the electronic device I guess). Next thing you know it'll be Fred's jiggles and my butt being called into question...and that I'll take personal. Your help in that regard would be appreciated.
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i would never post a pic of my jiggles...... 
P.S. i always question your butt.......sometimes it answers
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01-14-2014, 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamo
Top Gear had an episode with Jeremy doing that in an Irish sewer system with some little car.
Bliss, while I certainly appreciate the beauty, let's make that pic the exception rather than the rule. Got some puritans worried about kids coming to the Lounge on a Cobra site (rather than cleaning their rooms or playing R-rated games on the electronic device I guess). Next thing you know it'll be Fred's jiggles and my butt being called into question...and that I'll take personal. Your help in that regard would be appreciated.
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Given that you are the likable moderator here, of course I'll help out. Would pictures of guys be OK?
Anyway...
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
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I hope this one is OK - sort of a public service message....
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01-14-2014, 11:43 PM
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Sorry, but is the avatar of 392 Cobra OK then. Not wanting to get in between you 2 fighting. But let's stay fair.
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01-14-2014, 11:51 PM
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Yes Jaydee...it's been around here for damn near as long as my butt.
You may wish to comprehend what you read before you post.
This is a joke thread...try to be funny.
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01-16-2014, 01:17 PM
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Not funny, but a road trip on a bridge to nowhere....
So, Jamo - is this you? The guys butt looks like your butt, just sayin'.
Sort of funny......
I'll bet more and more ClubCobra moderators are wearing these....(as well as members)....
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01-17-2014, 01:29 AM
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I like how the guy just gives up and goes along for the ride.
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01-17-2014, 10:05 AM
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Four long-time friends were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it!...We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas!...It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course?”
She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”
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01-20-2014, 04:42 PM
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New product.....
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01-22-2014, 09:02 AM
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01-24-2014, 04:32 PM
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Marriage and Men...
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home.
- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face.
- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects that prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
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01-24-2014, 04:37 PM
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01-28-2014, 10:18 AM
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Proof that guys are gentlemen....
A bikini exposes 90% of a woman's body, yet we stare at the covered areas.
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