Jokes

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Cosby...

"I wasn't always black...
There was this freckle,
and it got bigger and bigger."

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

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Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

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When you become senile, you won't know it.