Jokes

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Bubba is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, "Watch for Fallen Rocks." A few miles later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road. So he stops and picks some up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office. He walks over to the counter and dumps the rocks on top. He looks at the man behind the counter and says - "Here are your fallen rocks... now, where's my watch?"
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Men, don't be fooled by maxi pad commercials.

Ladies are not really full of blue windshield washer fluid.
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