05-24-2006, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Tucson,
Az
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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?... A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?... Militia Etheridge
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?...
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?... Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ?... A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?... Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?... She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?... Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?... Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion?... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?...
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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