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06-30-2006, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
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One afternoon, while talking to his friend Luther, Clem announced, "You know, I figure I'm about ready for another vacation, but this year I'm gonna plan it a little different." "How so," asked Luther? "Well, the last few years I took your advice on where to go. Three years ago you said 'go to Hawaii'. So I went to Hawaii and Ethel Mae turned up pregnant. Then two years ago you said 'go to the Bahamas'. I went to the Bahamas and Ethel Mae got pregnant. Then last year you said 'go to Tahiti' and when I did she got pregnant again!" "So what're you gonna do different this year," Luther asked? "Well," replied Clem "for starters, this year I'm takin' Ethel Mae with me!"
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During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with
his neighbor, about presidential politics. Finally, the
neighbor asked me why Joe was such a dedicated Republican.
Joe told him that his father and grandfather were both
Republicans and he was carrying on the family tradition.
"That's it?" said the exasperated neighbor. "What if your
father and
grandfather had been horse thieves?"
"Well..." Joe replied, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat."
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