Jokes

[Ron61]

Two Chimps and a Blonde

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from
San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose
Truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car
And asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three
Hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
Chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
The San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already
So I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two
Chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of
The blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
Seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving
Through the heart of San Diego when suddenl y he
Was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down
The street and holding hands with the two chimps,
Much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road
And ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you
Doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take
These chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we
Had money left over---so now we're going to Sea
World