Jokes

[cobra de capell]

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a
vacation. When one of the fleas arrived in Miami last year, he was
shivering and shaking.

The other flea asked him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache
of a guy on a motorcycle."

The other flea responded saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try
what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While
you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle
in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think
of."

The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try
next summer.

A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering
and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the
New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so
nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I couldn't believe it!
I was back in the moustache of a guy on a motorcycle!