Jokes

[Ron61]

Married Couple



A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and
especially this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my
darling husband" .

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two t ickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart ".
" I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved he r magic wand, and - Poof! the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.



"When we laugh at our problems, we will
always have something to laugh about."