Jokes

[BigGuy]

Even if you are not a golfer, you'll enjoy this one!

Golfing



A man goes to a golf course.....
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop
and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem,
but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is
this:
We just received 8 brand new
robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you
out on the course and come back and tell me how well it
works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.
He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said
to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."
The robot caddie turned to the man and said,
"No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this
hole."
Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good
contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet
to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and
thanked him for his assistance.
As the golfer pulled out his putter he
said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."
The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir.
I do believe this green will break right to left"
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected
his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine.
He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the
robot and his advice.
But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the
best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance
of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the
counter asked, "How was your game ?"
The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of
your robots.
See you next week.
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the
pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind
the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and
one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man
and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we
had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck
could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the
sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them
black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of
'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them
robbed the pro shop, and the other is running for President."