A professor at a junior college in KY was lecturing on the supernatural. He asked how many believed in ghosts. 90 students raised their hands. "Wonderful!" the prof exclaimed. "Out of you 90 believers, how many have seen a ghost. 50 hands dropped. "Thank you. Okay, you 40 still left, who's ever talked to a ghost?" 15 claimed to have done this.
"Now it's going to get tougher," smiled the professor. "How many of you 15 have ever touched a ghost?" 12 hands dropped. "Fantastic! I only have one question left. Be totally honest: have any of you last 3 ever had sexual intercourse with a ghost?"
In the last row, Bobby Joe's hand was still up. "In all the years of giving this lecture, Mr. Clark, no one has claimed they made love to a ghost. I'd be honored if you would approach the podium and describe your experience for the class."
There were expectant giggles and whispers. Bobby Joe adjusted his bibs and came confidently to the front of the room. "Class, this is Bobby Joe Clark. Mr. Clark, without being too graphic, what was it like having sex with a ghost?"
Bobby Joe's jaw dropped. "Ghost??? Aw, hell! I could'n hear y'all very good in the last row. My bad. I thought ya said "goats."
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Take a look at this nutter who invaded a couple's holiday snap.
It was supposed to be an isolated beauty spot in the Canadian lakes - but a stranger still managed to creep into the shot.
The cheeky squirrel jumped into Melissa Brandts and her husband's picture when they had set the timer on their camera.
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A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking.
He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan..
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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