Gotta Love OLD Men

[Ron61]

Gotta love old men.

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when I noticed
an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked-hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."

Ron
>>Gotta love old men.

[wtm442]

I heard that same story, but the guy was on a subway ... and everyone in the subway car cheered when he said it!

That reminder me .... about a year ago, I was in a store and a guy walked by me and I started to laugh out loud when I saw him. He smiled at me and continued to walk away.

His haircut was a one inch wide Mohawk about 2 inches tall ... but it went side-to-side (from one ear to the other).