Perils Of Driving

[Ron61]

This morning on I- 94 ,

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac

doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.


Damn women drivers !


Ron

[Roger Cormier]

And she gave you the middle digit too

[wtm442]

Ron
What? No TV in the car so you can watch your favorite shows?

[Ron61]

Warren,

Darn, I knew that I didn't have some options in the car but I forgot all about the TV. I think I am going to build another Fred Flintstone car. They save a lot on gas.

Ron

[trularin]

Good thing you were not trying to study for a final exam while doing your morning routine.