Who's yo Daddy?

[wtm442]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... Well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these dim wits!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ron61]

Come on Warren,

Those are your old girlfriends that you paid to not name you in a paternity suite. But I do like some of the lines they came up with.

Ron

[imagine2frolic]

The SCARY thing is that there are millions more just like that!

[1ntCobra]

Originally Posted by wtm442

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

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13. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, he was driving a white mustang with stripes, towing a trailer with a couple of golf carts on it. He claimed to be in the US Marine Corp Marching band and a member of the SAAC board of directors.

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Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these dim wits!!!!!!!!!!!

Howard Pardee???

[Buzz]

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Right. And anyone who believes that can't be much brighter than the people who supposedly wrote these "pearls of wisdom". It sounds more like the amateurish work of a wannabe comedian/writer/$hit disturber. If I am wrong and there are actually people out there who filled these responses on claim forms (assuming they were not being sarcastic and making a deliberate mockery of the system), then things are a lot worse out there than I could have possibly imagined.

[Mark IV]

Originally Posted by 1ntCobra

Howard Pardee???

Howard was the director of the COAST GUARD band, not the Marines! (the Marines wouldn't have him!!!!)

[imagine2frolic]

Buzz, Real, or not there are tons of people that stupid. Have you ever heard about the dating game? When the host asked the lady where was the strangest place she ever made love? Her answer WAS IN THE BUTT!

[Buzz]

I remember seeing that on a show about TV bloopers. It happened on a game show that tested married coulpes to see how well they knew each other. They would ask one spouse what the other would reply to certain questions. They asked hubby what wifey would say is the strangest place they ever made love and he chuckled bashfully and wrote, "the kitchen". When they brought her out and she blurted out her reply, you should have seen the poor guy's face!

[427 S/O]

I still remember this one from the game show 'password', the answer was 'deer' and the celebrity gave the clue 'doe'. The guy avnswered with 'knob', thought I would fall off the couch..............

[imagine2frolic]

It only proves it is tough to be on top of everything all the time. I do humble myself at times. It is always right after I think I am real smart that the blunder occurs....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by imagine2frolic

It only proves it is tough to be on top of everything all the time.

But I prefer to be on the bottom!

[trularin]

So, how good is the education system???

[imagine2frolic]

Warren, I didn't say everybody...........

[DAVID GAGNARD]

One of my brothers-in-law worked at the local welfare office for 5 years,believe me,it's all true.....
the best one he ever had was this guy about 25 years old came in and wanted to start receiving "welfare". So he pulled out the forms and began his questioning into the matter..Nothing wrong with the guy, just wanted a welfare check..after a while brother in law tells him he does not qualify...explains to him he has no physical or mental disabilties....guy gets pi$$ed at him and tells him he's going to make a bomb and blow up his office, (this happened 20 years ago) BIL has heard that a thousand times before and doesn't give it a second thought as the guy leaves...

Fast forward 5 days or so, same guys walks in his office,his left hand heavily bandaged, sits down and BIL asks what happened to him, he tells him he made a pipe bomb, but thought it was too big, so he used a hack saw to cut it in half and it blew up in his left hand,doctors had to remove two fingers and his thumb!!!!!!!!!! BIL. now tells him he has a physical disability and can now get welfare check............and he has ever since........

It's all documented in his case file, every single word..........

David

[Wayne Maybury]

David

Do you know if he received a nomination for the Darwin awards that year?

Wayne

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by Wayne Maybury

David
Do you know if he received a nomination for the Darwin awards that year?
Wayne

Sadly, Darwin Awards are only given to people that kill themselves.

[Mark IV]

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

[Wayne Maybury]

Warren

Some people actually receive nominations even if they didn't succeed in killing themselves due to their own stupidity.

Wayne

[DAVID GAGNARD]

The rocket sceintist did not get any awards, just a welfare check for life.......Brother-in-law reported the incident to the cops afterwards, they did not arrest him, he did blow up anything but his hand!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had he blown up the office then, and only then, would they have arrested him.........

Things have changed in the last 10 to 15 years as you'll know and now they take all threats very serouisly.......

David

[Fred Douglass]

"Cataclysmic implications..."? CC'Mon. Nonetheless, not only are these cretins legion----they VOTE!!!! I forget for which party, though....AR-AR-AR-OOOOooooooooodle!

Carrion